I walked to a laundry place across from the bus station this morning.  I had all my laundry in a canvass bag, but when the laundry woman went to weigh it in the bag, I asked her to take it out of the bag, so my laundry would weigh less and I’d be charged less.

So she took the dirty laundry out of the canvass bag and put the three kilos of laundry into a plastic bag on the floor, but when she did this she realized my laundry was pretty much three kilos of dirty underwear. She goes, “Underwear dirty dirty. Charge you more.”  I asked her why and she said louder, “Underwear dirty dirty. Charge you more.” Fair enough.