Anyone can fly (Photo credit: wajakemek | rashdanothman)

I took a flight down to Tokyo from Hokkaido, fucking 4,900 yen like $50. Thank you new Asian low cost carriers, specifically  Air  “Now Everyone Can Fly” Asia! I got there early and here’s something I saw in the airport: a toddler on the ground licking the place where the carpet and the floor length mirror met.  He was holding onto his older brother’s boot and his brother was trying to drag him away from the mirror, but when he drug the toddler far enough away from the mirror so he couldn’t lick his own reflection he started crying.  I hear you buddy.  He was wearing a t-shirt that said in English bubble letters “Drug’s Store.”  I hear you buddy.  Indeed, now everyone can fly!